FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5 . It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Lyrics to That Boy That Girl : That boys a Hoxton Hero, skinny fit jeans and dressed in pink, how he dresses I care zero, as long as he don't steal my drink.
That girls an Indie Cindy, Lego haircut and polka-dot dress, I don't care if she thinks she's indie, how she's different is anyones guess.
You've got you skin tights, colours on the floor, with all your white lines, every slut and whore, all the band boys in your specs and sneakers, we got your back, now its time to blow the speaker,
I went to a rave and it got real moody, how can a screwface have a good time? Was he deprived of his mothers boobie? I doubt he's lived a life of grime, I went to a gig but nobody danced, Everybody was far too cool, all the kiddies they just stood there, Is it the same at their public school?
I stay hard like metal, you could never merk me, dirty like skettle, I kill germs like dettol, get mucky, but I will never settle.
I'm an indie limey, yeah but i like it grimey, and i rave with a grin, I'm not too cool for the next big thing, I dont wanna f**k about, I wanna good time and thats why I'm out, and you look silly, When you put on your best myspace pout
Lyrics to Crank It Up : Crank it up! If you're by the stereo yo I'm telling you to Whack that up! And even if you're not can you please make sure that you Get the fuck up! No joking around I'm telling you Show some love! Please can you show some Love
Rip the tune off the compact disc and drag-drop into your favourites playlist Convert to MP3 and give it 5 stars in your itunes library Set as your profile song and show the hipsters your first quote this one Bluetooth the file to your phone and set this track as your default ringtone
We'll show you what we're doing cranking up the decibels We're gonna take control so bring your drinks and alcohol If you were born for the party If you live for the night If you're there for the moment If you're up for the ride
Crank it up! If you're by the stereo yo I'm telling you to Whack that up! And even if you're not can you please make sure that you Get the fuck up! No joking around I'm telling you Show some love! Please can you show some love
Stick this tune in your portable pod and make a playlist with this track at the top Find out your phono to jack lead, crank it up and make your ears bleed Steal this tune from a download site and stick it on repeat all Saturday night Log on to your MSN and spread this tune like a virus trojan
Do what you wanna wanna, Crank it up! And now your gonna gonna, Whack that up! So when you wanna, Show some love? Cos we just wanna, cos we just wanna
Crank it up! If you're by the stereo yo I'm telling you to Whack that up! And even if you're not can you please make sure that you Get the fuck up! No joking around I'm telling you Show some love! Please can you show some love
Do what you wanna wanna And now your gonna gonna So when you wanna Cos we just wanna Cos we just wanna
Crank it up! If you're by the stereo yo I'm telling you to Whack that up! And even if you're not can you please make sure that you Get the fuck up! No joking around I'm telling you Show some love! Please can you show some love
